What would Trump Tower look like in Moscow? (PHOTOS)

1. Moscow City

We’ll start easy. Moscow’s famous business district would make Donald feel right at home. Just look at all that male fertility symbolism on display!

2. Poklonnaya Gora

The Poklonnaya Gora (hill) used to be one of the tallest spots in Moscow, its peak standing at over 170 meters. The famous Victory Park column still rises up over everything. Not anymore!

3. The Church of Christ the Savior

Move over, Jesus!

4. Red October

Thought nightlife on Balchug Island couldn’t get any more glitzy? Think again. Next to that thing even the iconic ‘Red October’ chocolate factory pales in comparison. It’s Gold October time, baby!

5. VDNKh

We do think the famous park has been losing popularity somewhat in recent years. Deploy Trump Tower!

6. The Moscow Kremlin

We’ll just leave this here quietly and leave as fast as possible.

7. The Bolshoi Theatre

Can a building synonymous with class and a rich history of opera and ballet be outdone? We think you already know the answer to that question! We even did a crappy job putting it in, because once it's in the picture, everything else stops mattering.