1. Herring under a fur coat… and in a scarf
Dressed herring is a traditional festive dish in Russia () but this new version is more like a babushka than a salad.
2. Sausage elephants
We are speechless...
3. Mayo-mouse
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Kids will love this salad. Let’s just hope no mice were harmed in the making.
4. Where’s the salad here?
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Would you like some salad with your mayonaise?
5. The hungry mouse
If you think number 4 was a little heavy on the sauce, what about this one?
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6. Fake sheep and fox
Sometimes adults will go to great lengths to get their kids to eat.
7. Don’t believe your fish
Don’t be fooled, it’s actually chicken in disguise. Can you guess why it’s undercover?
8. Self-reflection on a plate
Pasta hair, ketchup highlights, and green eyes. Stunning.
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9. Hippy sausages
What to cook if you have only sausages, pasta, and ketchup? Here’s the answer.
10. B-day cake, student style
Russian anecdote:
Student A: “Two sausages, please!”
Student B: “Wow, you’re living it up!”
Student A: “And 16 forks!”
11. Alien cake
Indigestion will be the least of your worries after eating this cake.
12. In a romantic mood
Ingredients: Eggs, cucumbers, sausages, and love.
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